Beer Review: Wayfinder/Holy Mountain Satanic Panic French Style Keller Bier
Brewery: Wayfinder Beer & Holy Mountain Brewing (Collaboration)
Style: French Style Keller Bier
ABV: (Assumed around 5-6% based on style, though not provided on can)
From the moment you lay eyes on the can, “Satanic Panic” grabs your attention. The striking artwork, a collaboration between two highly respected breweries, Wayfinder and Holy Mountain, promises something intriguing. And intriguing it is.
Poured into a glass, this French-style Keller Bier presents a slightly hazy, golden-amber hue, characteristic of an unfiltered lager. The head is bright white and dissipates moderately, leaving a pleasant lacing. The first whiff is a captivating blend of earthy yeast, subtle floral notes, and a touch of bready malt. There’s a certain “rustic” quality to the aroma that hints at its traditional inspiration.
The first sip is where the “Satanic Panic” truly unfolds its dark magic – or rather, its delightful complexity. It’s incredibly clean and crisp, yet with a wonderful depth of flavor that defies the simplicity often associated with lagers. You immediately taste the quality of the malt, offering a gentle sweetness that’s quickly balanced by a refined hop presence. Unlike many German kellers, the “French Style” influence seems to lend a slightly softer, perhaps more elegant, bitterness and a nuanced yeast character that leans less on the assertive German noble hops and more on a delicate, almost wine-like fruitiness.
There’s a beautiful interplay between a slightly bready, doughy core and subtle notes of pear or apple, all underpinned by that distinctive, unfiltered Kellerbier earthiness. The mouthfeel is medium-bodied, smooth, and exceptionally refreshing, with a lively carbonation that keeps it interesting. The finish is dry and clean, inviting another sip almost immediately.
This isn’t a beer that shouts its flavors; rather, it whispers them, revealing new facets with each taste. It’s a sophisticated and incredibly drinkable lager that showcases both breweries’ mastery of traditional styles with a unique twist.
Wayfinder and Holy Mountain have brewed something truly special here. “Satanic Panic” is a brilliant example of a French Style Keller Bier – nuanced, refreshing, and surprisingly complex. It’s a perfect beer for contemplation, conversation, or simply enjoying a well-crafted lager that stands out from the crowd. Highly recommended for those who appreciate traditional styles with a subtle, yet distinct, character.
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